Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for August 29, 2014
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Clayton: The idea of aliens just creeps me out. What if they did attack us? What if they're like... Huge bears or something? Adam: I wouldn't worry about it. They could just as easily look like gummy bears. Clayton: That... Is the most awesome thing you've ever said. Adam: Right? And the really good gummy bears. Not the cheap ones.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 10 years ago
Really good gummy bears? Those exist? It much be like trying to find really good, flavorful salt-water taffy.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 10 years ago
Gummy Bears that look like Wink from Big Top.
Brian G Premium Member over 10 years ago
If any being has achieved the scientific ability and technology for interstellar travel and has not weaponized said technology to use against various factions of its own kind, the threat of them being hostile to the inhabitants of another planet would be minimal. Unfortunately they would have a great deal to fear from us, however, should they choose to visit.
nosirrom over 10 years ago
So Gummy Bears invade the earth.Who will be our heroes?The children of course! They will consume the invaders in the blink of an eye. Adam will help too.
James Hopkins over 10 years ago
I love gummy bears. That would be the best invasion. Well strike that… the best invasion would be the donut people from Brewster Rockit.
pumaman over 10 years ago
Am I the only one who noticed that Adam says, “… worry about about it.”
neverenoughgold over 10 years ago
“absorb you through their sticky goodness and slowly digest you”.Didn’t they already make a movie un ing this concept? “The Blob” comes to mind..Yes, we know the true facts now! The “Blob” was indeed just a giant gummy…
Tandembuzz over 10 years ago
The Stay-Puft marshmallow man seemed so gentle and harmless, too!
Hunter7 over 10 years ago
gummie bears? nah.. freeze, heat or eat them. They would just be the vanguard. The invasion. The REAL invasion would come later…. after we have sated ourselves on the sweetness of the gummie. … Comes the fierce, terrifying Teddy Bears!!! so soft. so cuddly. so warm. we will want to take many of them home. … And then…. at night, while we sleep, curled around our warm, soft, cuddly teddy bear, they wake and………………………………….. !!!!!!!