FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 26, 1990

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Andy: Denise is sick?! Peter: She's got the chicken pox! Can you believe it?! Two hours before the prom! Andy: Poor Denise. Peter: Poor Denise?! What about poor Peter?! I spent $60 renting this tux... $50 for my share of the limo... $40 on tickets... All wasted! Andy: It doesn't have to be wasted- You can still go. Peter: What- by myself?! Andy: Take Paige. Peter: I said "poor Peter," not "committably insane Peter."