FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 27, 1996

Transcript:

Peter: What are you doing? Jason: Mailing fan letters to myself. This way, when I really do become hugely important and famous, I'll be used to the adulation and it won't mess with my head. I'd hate for my ego to go bonkers. Of course, the mere fact that I'm doing this means it's probably too late. Peter: I think "God-like" is two words. Jason: Hi, I'd like to cancel all those flowers I ordered...