“You’re too cursed—wilt go to hell, then?”“No, but to the gate. And out will come the devil, like an old cuckold, with horns on his head, and say “Get ye to heaven, Beatrice, get ye to heaven—here’s no place for you maids. Then away to St Peter—he shows me where the bachelors sit; and there be we, as merry as the day is long.”
randayn over 10 years ago
Heaven won’t take him and Hell’s afraid he’ll take over.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 10 years ago
They’re all Mormons. (according to South Park)
orinoco womble over 10 years ago
Dadi’s too tough to die.
“You’re too cursed—wilt go to hell, then?”“No, but to the gate. And out will come the devil, like an old cuckold, with horns on his head, and say “Get ye to heaven, Beatrice, get ye to heaven—here’s no place for you maids. Then away to St Peter—he shows me where the bachelors sit; and there be we, as merry as the day is long.”
(Much Ado About Nothing)
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 10 years ago
Not ready to go yet.
Plods with ...™ over 10 years ago
@Ryan Pagelow.You should read today’s Onion and Pea.
Tue Elung-Jensen over 10 years ago
Hell is the place for Dadi.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 10 years ago
The thought of singing and playing checkers forever shocked him back to life.
slypuma over 10 years ago
Good one!
donpar over 10 years ago
Dadi will have to shave and stop smoking before he gets into heaven… Thats almost impossible…the bears are very strict!
dinocorn about 3 years ago
well he obviously did not die from smoking