Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for March 04, 2010

Now that is one scrawny looking bird!

Good Morning Thom and All!

There’s even much less job security for chickens that starve themselves to death. Pass the corn, please!

More like less life security.

MORNING LONEWOLF

He looks stringy and tough. Does the farmer keep him around to run the hens to roost? Or as an anorexic alarm clock?

No fat there.

Dyslexic plumber?

Excuse me if I’m wrong, but wouldn’t there be a problem with the “pecking order” if there were that many roosters together in one spot? Mr. Doty, as an old farm type, I’d welcome your input on this one, sir.

There certainly would be quite a few “disputes” as to who gets any

territory.

Fat CHANCE!

Good Morning Celecca. I like the avatar!

We had chicken last night, so these chickens are safe around me for at least a couple more days. But then, I am going after the one in the upper left hand corner.

Hey Thom Thom, thanks for the peep show☺

anorexic alarm cock???

That’s very good, Goodquestion! LOL

Good Morning Supreme Leader of the Birdbrains Good Morning Fellow Birdbrains & Others

Okay, I give: What exactly is the job?

Thom- some friendly advice. Don’t google “plumpers”.

:-D

Shikamoo - you know me and temptation. I am at the library and almost totally lost it. Oh My Gosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, which came first, fried chicken or the egg salad sandwich?

Shika, you should never say “don’t”. LOL I almost fell over!

Hey, I didn’t know what the word meant! Now I wish I’d never looked it up on line.

@ bunnyface It was the fried egg first, and then chicken salad. Or vice versa.

That birds in it for the long haul.

Shika -

Oh, whatever do you mean? ‘Plumpers’ is accepted nomenclature for the chicken industry. Check the Urban Dictionary… I wonder if that word was used on purpose…

Doc - Excellent offendingness! I applaud your your ability to be so thoroughly offended by such a repulsive, distasteful and foul cartoon! Thank you!!

ElDo Disc Golf - Look to the earth, grasshopper… he’s in the earth… :)

Thank you ALL for reading this corpulent cartoon!

Thom Thom

Ok, just so y’all know. Because it’s Lent, I have egg salad sandwiches today for lunch (it’s Friday, it’s a Catholic thing, you wouldn’t understand). Yesterday I had chicken salad sandwiches, so it’s obvious to me that the chicken came first, then the egg.

THOM Next time I will use a dictionary, and keep my mouth shut! It seems some people are easily amused.

P.S. I love the art in this one! As usual.

@MisngNOLA, what makes you think we wouldn’t understand? I certainly do…