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“Now, darlin’ she’ll be with ya “until the twelfth of never.” She’s “all shook up” about havin’ to decide, but every once in a “blue moon” she wants a “brown-eyed handsome man” to take her in his “crazy arms” and say he loves her tonight. Even in her coffin. So don’t be cruel and tell her “Don’t leave me now.” Only fools rush in to plan a funeral when someone doesn’t even have a fever. You’ll check into Heart break Hotel when she’s singing how great thou art in the great beyond. Don’t be a hound dog and tell her “I can’t stop lovin’ you, Mom.” Soon enough you’ll be saying, “it’s now or never” and then, of course, “it’s Over.” You used to tell her, “love me Tender.” So let it be and say goodbye only when you got to, Son.”
Yukoneric about 15 years ago
Know her well, do you?
freeholder1 about 15 years ago
“Now, darlin’ she’ll be with ya “until the twelfth of never.” She’s “all shook up” about havin’ to decide, but every once in a “blue moon” she wants a “brown-eyed handsome man” to take her in his “crazy arms” and say he loves her tonight. Even in her coffin. So don’t be cruel and tell her “Don’t leave me now.” Only fools rush in to plan a funeral when someone doesn’t even have a fever. You’ll check into Heart break Hotel when she’s singing how great thou art in the great beyond. Don’t be a hound dog and tell her “I can’t stop lovin’ you, Mom.” Soon enough you’ll be saying, “it’s now or never” and then, of course, “it’s Over.” You used to tell her, “love me Tender.” So let it be and say goodbye only when you got to, Son.”
blueprairie about 15 years ago
What could be more traditionally American than an Elvis impersonator?
mrprongs about 15 years ago
Elvis Impersonator with Mock Apple Pie?