Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 06, 2014
September 05, 2014
September 07, 2014
Transcript:
Looking for a missing Breezy, Rip heads into town! Man 1: The girl we put in the jail... she will hang tomorrow for stealing that bufferin. Man 2: She wanted it so badly... Man 1: Too bad she couldn't afford the $1000 gringo stranger tax on it. Man 2: Death and taxes... they truly go hand in hand. Rip Haywire: I better introduce my fists to these goons so they won't be strangers!
Observer fo Irony over 10 years ago
$1000 for a Gringo Tax? Is that in pesos? Is it the Bufferin that was a hanging offence or was it just refusing they scam for attention?
Chithing Premium Member over 10 years ago
Okay, you be Death, and he can be Taxes. After Rip’s done with you, I’ll see to it that you’re buried hand in hand.
ewalnut over 10 years ago
No painkiller like a little adrenaline.
BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 10 years ago
What is with the creepy eyes Rip has been sporting lately, not a good style.
johnrussco over 10 years ago
Breezy, hanged? Surely not! Say it aint so.
Dragoncat over 10 years ago
Goons… Meet Heft McLefty and Mighty McRighty! Let’s get down to business, shall we?