Sorry, kid. It’s worse than that. You’re trapped in a comic strip authored by a guy with a horribly bleak view of life, with a horrendous witch mother, a limp martyr of a father, a grossly passive-aggressive grandmother, and a completely useless grandfather whose lack of planing left them leaching off the kid. And you show every sign of fitting in well. Sorry. Maybe you can dig your way out to a better strip, but with your luck, you’d end up as the fifth Fusco Brother.
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
You should not be touching the speech balloon, it might pop and then your son will become speechless and dumb.
bama1fan92 about 10 years ago
Yep gong to use this way overused storyline right to the bitter end.
MeGoNow Premium Member about 10 years ago
Sorry, kid. It’s worse than that. You’re trapped in a comic strip authored by a guy with a horribly bleak view of life, with a horrendous witch mother, a limp martyr of a father, a grossly passive-aggressive grandmother, and a completely useless grandfather whose lack of planing left them leaching off the kid. And you show every sign of fitting in well. Sorry. Maybe you can dig your way out to a better strip, but with your luck, you’d end up as the fifth Fusco Brother.
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
@MeGoNowHe might turn up in Queen Victoria’s secret basement with Jimmy Hoffa.
Comic Minister Premium Member about 10 years ago
Good point Nate.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member about 10 years ago
Please, don’t do an extended “they know they’re in a comic strip” routine. These haven’t been funny since the 1940s.
Lyons Group, Inc. about 10 years ago
I don’t mind it.