The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for September 04, 2014

It’s an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, Man had always assumed that he was the most intelligent species occupying the planet, instead of the third most intelligent. The second most intelligent creatures were of course dolphins who, curiously enough, had long known of the impending destruction of the planet earth. They had made many attempts to alert mankind to the danger, but most of their communications were misinterpreted as amusing attempts to punch footballs or whistle for titbits. So they eventually decided they would leave earth by their own means. The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double backward somersault through a hoop while whistling the star-spangled banner, but in fact the message was this:

So long and thanks for all the fish.

Thank you Douglas Adams

@c.davies – wouldn’t work. Muslims believe that dogs are unclean.

We know the answer, but what is the question?

“The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.”

Here’s another Mark Twin quote: “Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.”

They don’t read thoughts, my theory though is they are highly empathic (mostly dogs though) and can read your emotional state. Perhaps as people we have this until we become reliant on language and it falls to disuse. .That’s my scientific theory, so where the heck is my grant?

I have seen dogs go at eachother trying to kill each other over nothing more than terrority so this comic is a bunch of animal lovers bunk

And how! I have to be careful what I think when they are paying attention.

Gotta take the good with the bad. Dogs still can’t measure up to the atrocities humans have committed.

Adrian, you have it spot on matey.