Monty by Jim Meddick for October 05, 2014
October 04, 2014
October 06, 2014
Transcript:
Where are my keys?! I can't find my car keys! Relax... You can figure out where they are if you just calmly retrace your steps that she last had them... You're right... You're right... Now let's see... Um... I had them this morning when I drove home from the store and slipped em in my pocket... I came inside... Put away the groceries... And I watched a little TV... Then I decided to take a walk downtown... And I stopped at the wastewater treatment facility to horse around on the infrastructure... And then I... Ok, wait a minute. Back up.
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
Geez, Louise, Monty! How dense are you? Did you also skinny-dip in the skimmer scum?
billyruffian almost 10 years ago
I think I know where Monty’s keys are, but I don’t want to spoil it for the rest of you…
biz.gocomics almost 10 years ago
Heh. Something similar happened to me once. Fortunately, I lost my keys on the monkey bars at the school I was working at, not a wastewater treatment plant.
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
walked downtown?
ron almost 10 years ago
Now we know why they build tall fences around those places.
slhansen07 almost 10 years ago
My favorite pastime also.
krcaddis almost 10 years ago
My wife mailed hers to an eBay customer in Chicago…
FireMedic almost 10 years ago
He is channeling Billy from Family Circus.
ChessPirate almost 10 years ago
They’re in the freezer, right? Right?
Hunter7 almost 10 years ago
nah…. the keys couldn’t be there?…. could they?…… under the chair cushion?…. ::)))))))))its a lot less embarrassing since I started leaving the keys in the same place when I come home.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member almost 10 years ago
And so begins Monty’s foray into a career as a hazmat diver. You couldn’t pay me enough to scuba in clear water; I don’t know how or where they find the guys to do that job.
rgcviper almost 10 years ago
Come to think of it, this happened to me yesterday.
I couldn’t, for the life of me, find a piece of clothing I was looking for. I retraced my steps and did all I could to find it, but no luck.
Of course, turns out I was already wearing it. Story of my life.
Laird Nelson almost 10 years ago
God bless Jim Meddick; he is finally living proof that someone else shares my bizarre sense of humor.
hamon almost 10 years ago
top form!