Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for September 04, 2014

Life is what happens while you’re writing your Purpose Statement.

I never did see the purpose of a purpose statement… especially if, like Bryce, you kinda drift along,doing whatever comes along..and don’t reallydo much on purpose.

Now, you can craft a mission statement, if you have a mission in mind….Like… “I will go to Ballard Fine Fruit and Frisbees, and buy some throwing apples while they’re on sale.”

Or a porpoise statement…. IF you’re a porpoise.

I myself am kind of fond of purple statements…like “I like purple!”

Perhaps Bryce could craft a “use by date” and work backwards from there.

My purpose statement: Who am I? Why am I still here? Who cares?

I don’t have a purpose.I have a job.

Brooding Bryce betrays blocked brain.

I am bit late Essex but THAT is funny.(I like his bear beside him….)

Ohhhh…..GROAN!

Last time I stated my purpose for being somewhere I spent six months in a Mexican jail. How was I know it was illegal to set off fireworks in a public toilet!

beviek,after that posting I have to reorder the booze.Make that two bourbons, two scotch, and a six pack.

Brain Bleach! BEV! WHAT were you thinking? A glitter bikini, no less.VET, I’ll join you.

beviek GoComics PRO Member said, about 17 hours ago

Bryce’s problem is he’s recently decided to re-purpose himself and hasn’t quite made up his mind in which direction he want’s to go._____________________________________________

BEV, Bryce can’t change direction if he wasn’t paying attention to which direction his life was going before…Who knows? He could decide to go the same direction he already was going. What’s the purpose of THAT?

@HAPPYYour poipose in life is to make others happy and add some life to the people you help, and the animals you take into your heart.One day you will find someone around who appreciates that.

That “lion” is too funny, ANNETTE.

An existential essay.

Yeah, right, Bev. A lot,

What did we ever do to YOU?

Nice company?!?

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Good morning Balladeers and Tigressy!