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Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 31, 2014
August 30, 2014
September 01, 2014
Transcript:
Do the heels make my legs look longer.
Arianne over 10 years ago
Just say waddle make her happy, so she doesn’t flipper lid.
jreckard over 10 years ago
Sure, but you’ll need to change your tux.
jtviper7 over 10 years ago
No, but your a little taller…
susan.e.a.c over 10 years ago
Short answer, no.
SunflowerGirl100 over 10 years ago
No, but your stomach hanging over the heels makes you look fatter.
Jim Kerner over 10 years ago
In the words of Dave Barry, just grab your chest and fall to the ground and die. Because you can’t answer this and live.
choo choo willy over 10 years ago
Just tell her she’s beautiful.