Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for October 05, 2014
October 04, 2014
October 06, 2014
Transcript:
Alice: Hey, Marcus, is your mom still making scrapbooks about you? Marcus: Yes. Marcus: It's gotten worse. She's started a blog about me called " Marcus De Marco, Superstar." Marcus: It's got everything-stories, quotations, photos, stats. There's a Marcus Forum, a Marcus Art Gallery and a Marcus Mart so you can buy Marcus wear for all ages and sizes. Marcus: There are Marcus hats, shirts, scarves, tote bags, umbrellas, soap, bath beads- Alice: Who'd want any of that stuff? Marcus: You'd be supri- Kevin: Hey, Marcus! Marcus: GAH. Kevin: My mom loves the bath beads and my dad wants this shirt in 5x large! Can we do a deal? Alice: EW.
Templo S.U.D. about 10 years ago
Marcus’ parents sure are scarring their son.
Sisyphos about 10 years ago
Poor Marcus, being exploited for commercial gain! And Kevin the Buckethead (or his family) has fallen for the pitch. Hold out, Alice!
T_Lexi about 10 years ago
And if it doesn’t have that photo on it, it’s not REAL Marcus Mart Merchandise. Don’t fall for cheap knock-offs!
puddlesplatt about 10 years ago
I double that, EW!
Gokie5 about 10 years ago
How’d he get that thing on, over his head?
Michelle Morris about 10 years ago
Mom’s crazy….like a fox! All this stuff will pay for college!