Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 26, 2014

You deserved that, Rat.

At first, I thought it was just one of Calvin’s box with a dial drawn on it.

Imagine if one of those was placed beside every member of Congress…

Well, looks like the so-called “forthrightometer” isn’t going to get any patents.

Well, that lie literally blew up in his face.

Karma for Rat

Similar Idea.

@ Sherlock Watson

Why limit it to just congress? Almost everyone I know is a pathological liar. It’s second nature for most people.

@TheFinalSolution

No need for the despair because it does NOT apply to everyone. I for instance never lie. Detectably.

@gallarI don’t lie either because I never say anything. BOOM…oops my bad.

Hilarious! One of the best Pearls Before Swine strips ever!

I recently saw the movie “Sunset” for the first time. James Garner played Wyatt Earp come to Hollywood, and his catchphrase throughout the movie was: It’s all true, give or take a lie or two.

“I never give them hell. I just tell the truth and they think it’s hell.”Harry Truman

Candy-gram for Mongo. Candy-gram for Mongo.

did u notice rat blames neighbor bob

I second that!

Things haven’t been going all that well for Rat of late. Now, even Neighbor Bob bests him! Neighbor Bob, for heaven’s sake! Rat is hexed.

Just imagine if it were possible to own one of those. It would be more spectacular than than any Fourth of July fireworks ever witnessed. I know i would lose both my eyebrows LOL LOL.

Can you imagine what would happen if Rat took that to Washington?

Don’t blame Neighbour Bob for your own wrongdoings, Rat.

xxx

@SisyphosRat is not hexed he is just experiencing a little karma for trying to become a saint. Pastis should send him to a circus so Rat can be cannonized…without the net.

@gallar

I’m sorry. I didn’t realize that the words “ALMOST” and “MOST” were not available in your browser. Besides, I don’t know your lying posterior. :=)

Forthrightometer?