Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 12, 2014
September 11, 2014
September 13, 2014
Transcript:
Duke: Good evening, fellow republicans! I've got to think this through! Why am I talking to an auditorium full of mutant sheep? I bring you greetings from The People's Republic of China! What are you saying?! These people are lifelong reactionaries? My subject for tonight is "Our friend, the amphetamine." You twisted maniac! Now you've done it! They'll tear you limb from limb! Er... I mean, "Why can't Johnny blink?" Too late! Here they come!
BE THIS GUY about 10 years ago
Because the mutant sheep paid you to speak to them — that’s why!
suevanv Premium Member about 10 years ago
To be followed by “doggie downers”?
Beleck3 about 10 years ago
mutant sheep, fellow Republicans, how appropriate.
goweeder about 10 years ago
“\ \/ /“!”\ \/ // /\ \:v:/ /\ \”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~That,s just YOUR opinion!
BE THIS GUY about 10 years ago
At first, Duke thought he was speaking to savage winged lizards.
gaslightguy about 10 years ago
Still funny as hell! Hunter would have approved, no doubt.
FYNMON about 10 years ago
Does anyone know the date this stipr ran originaly?