Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for September 08, 2014

If I was Tank, I’d be looking up the Snowbunny’s number on my phone’s contact list again (Jan. 12-17).

http://www.gocomics.com/tankmcnamara/2014/01/16

Tank; Replace her with someone more reliable

Man up Tank, go get her, assert yourself!

She probably told Tank “We need to talk.” With that in mind……..

’The time has come,"

My girlfriend said

“To speak of many things

The state of our relationship

The state of my heart strings

You NEVER buy me jewelry

Or other fancy things!

It seems to be impossible

For you to share your feelings

You only ever talk of sports

Or your financial dealings

In all the rooms where we make love

I merely stare at ceilings

It seems to be impossible

For you to share your feelings

You only ever talk of sports

Or your financial dealings

In all the rooms where we make love

I merely stare at ceilings

And you refuse to tie me up

(There’s something wrong with that)

And though you never pet the pup

You always kick the cat

There’s lipstick on your collar

I begin to smell a rat"

At this point all my patience fled

And, though I seeem a rotter

I cannot STAND the “We must talk”

So I went ahead and shot her

This just in: Ray Rice was released by his team and suspended indefinitely after NO new evidence was revealed……nice to see that they got it right the second time around!