Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 25, 2014
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here comes santa claus amid tight security, santa claus arrived today for his annual christmas-related visit. santa: ho ho ho. the press and public were kept at a distance as aides hustled the jolly old elf from one appearance to another. press: what about allegations that you've sold lists of who's been naughty or nice to multi-national corporations? are you real? can my kid have barbie's hair salon? santa: ho ho ho. spokeself tinky defrost read a prepared statement. oop: how do you spell "tinky"? is "harry potter" racist? tinky: i'd like to address concerns regarding santa's schedule this year...
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
Santa has been commodified, as they say. We have no one to blame but ourselves. Merry Christmas.
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
Tinky rhymes with, Stinky de Worse!
bretwheadon Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Merry Christmas, Richard! :) Thank you for all the years of smiles and giggles you’ve given me.