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George Carlin used to have a bit about kumquats.“Some food are just too funny to eat. Kumquats. I don’t even bring them home anymore. I just sit there laughing and they went to waste” :-)I miss George!
I once accused my old gf of having a verly low threshold of amusement; anything would make her laugh. She bristled at that and dared me to say something. I waited for a moment or two; then I turned to her and calmly said, “Kumquat.” First literal case of ROTFLMAO I’d ever seen; and that was back in the 70s, long before anyone thought to make an acronym out of ROTFLMAO. I once wrote a letter to her from where I was attending grad school. About three pages in I left some space as though I’d double-spaced on a typewriter, wrote “Kumquats.”; then I double-spaced again and resumed the letter. I was later told she was reading the letter at the dining room table when she suddenly burst out laughing and fell on the floor again. Everyone around her stared at her like she was crazy. Too bad our paths diverged about 25 years ago. I could’ve used an easy audience for the rest of my life.
Kamino Neko over 10 years ago
But you got a nice pair…
jack fairbanks over 10 years ago
Quite a pear
jreckard over 10 years ago
Even worse – he can’t get a date.
GROG Premium Member over 10 years ago
I don’t follow fruit.
Arianne over 10 years ago
And, making matters worse, he introduces him as “Mr. You’re Not the Bosc of Me.”
Arianne over 10 years ago
The sweet potato copied his act, to lesser success. He’d just stand there saying,“I yam what I yam…”
761st over 10 years ago
The peels of laughter are ironic!
Keith Messamer over 10 years ago
Things are about to go pear-shaped.
761st over 10 years ago
how to eat a kumquat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoLr7BieIKQ
beaver48612 over 10 years ago
George Carlin used to have a bit about kumquats.“Some food are just too funny to eat. Kumquats. I don’t even bring them home anymore. I just sit there laughing and they went to waste” :-)I miss George!
K M over 10 years ago
I once accused my old gf of having a verly low threshold of amusement; anything would make her laugh. She bristled at that and dared me to say something. I waited for a moment or two; then I turned to her and calmly said, “Kumquat.” First literal case of ROTFLMAO I’d ever seen; and that was back in the 70s, long before anyone thought to make an acronym out of ROTFLMAO. I once wrote a letter to her from where I was attending grad school. About three pages in I left some space as though I’d double-spaced on a typewriter, wrote “Kumquats.”; then I double-spaced again and resumed the letter. I was later told she was reading the letter at the dining room table when she suddenly burst out laughing and fell on the floor again. Everyone around her stared at her like she was crazy. Too bad our paths diverged about 25 years ago. I could’ve used an easy audience for the rest of my life.