C'est la Vie by Jennifer Babcock for March 13, 2010

Donna’s not going for it.

80-20 and that’s my final offer.

For those of you who don’t know why Pierre is an illegal immigrant:

Here’s Why. You’re gonna have to click forward to get the whole story.

As for Mona, she’s been in the U.S. since she was in high school. If the INS didn’t deport her when she got arrested for trying to suffocate Lucas, she must be a citizen.

Donna, don’t even waste your time on Unlucky Pierre!

Donna probably wants to have the 70 for herself and the 30 for Pierre.

Agree to 50/50, divorce him in California, and you will have half of his 50 for a total of 75/25.

I would definitively marry Donna

cabrobst, Donna’s net worth and income are likely higher than Pierre’s already. If the patent proceeds are split 50/50, then that wouldn’t change, and after a divorce she might end up having to pay HIM spousal support…

Marrying an immigrant is soooo invasive. They ask all kinds of extremely private questions just to make sure the marriage is real…my cousin married a guy from El Salvador. Unfortunately, she was widowed a few short years later…:o(

Hey Mona - put me in their room on the wedding night!

Big win for me and you, Dr. Kitty, in the form of entertainment value.

Thanks for the link. The characters and the drawing have evolved nicely. Well, maybe not Pierre…

Hey Pierre…I’m sure there are other women that will do it for 10% of the cut

After Donna puts the bite on Pierre, she’ll wish SHE had been wearing tooth guards…

So that’s where we’re going with this!