Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 27, 2010

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    ellisaana Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Another mystery solved!

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    rottenprat  over 14 years ago

    these must be the left ones because wasn’t there another one of these involving mars?

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    They probably play elevator music. I’ll take The Highway to Hell.

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    ronaldmundy  over 14 years ago

    take me up to the spirit in the sky. now where do pens and sumglasses go?

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    lazygrazer  over 14 years ago

    All my socks look like they’ve been though hell.

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    DonVanni  over 14 years ago

    Welcome to the Hotel California…

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    woodwork  over 14 years ago

    I thought socks were the larval form of all those coat hanges laying on the floor of the closet.

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    NoBrandName  over 14 years ago

    That’s why I never seem to lose socks - it’s just the white ones that get lost, and most of my socks are black.

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    KEA  over 14 years ago

    Actually, socks lost from the dryer are transported to closets and attics where they are transmuted into wire clothes hangers.

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    vexatron1984  over 14 years ago

    The people sent to hell must be responsible for trying to match them all.

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    attyush  over 14 years ago

    My socks are all nailed to the drawer. I don’t lose any.

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    mirthiful  over 14 years ago

    They could make a hell of a puppet show.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago

    sockitome sockitome sockitome …..

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    HabaneroBuck  over 14 years ago

    Has anyone ever collected all the lint from a lint collector over the course of the year? That’s enough “stuff” to make a good ten individuals socks right there! That’s where they go!

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    natvold  over 14 years ago

    ha, ha, ha! ‘nuff said.

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    cleokaya  over 14 years ago

    I tend to save my lone socks as well, as I believe it’s going to show up in a folded towel or in the sheets, but rarely does that happen. Wiley’s answer is as good as any that I have been able to come up with.

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    alviebird  over 14 years ago

    ronaldmundy said: “now where do pens and sumglasses go?”

    I don’t know, but I bet they’re hanging out with my keys.

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    Wildmustang1262  over 14 years ago

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    Are these socks matching the same or different kinds?

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    abralive  over 14 years ago

    Naw, you’re all wrong. Hell is barber shop quartet music and non-stop watching of Gigli…with no socks.

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    Varnes  over 14 years ago

    As I recall, the church got rid of Limbo a few years back. I remember wondering where the souls who were in Limbo would go. Seems like that would leave them in limbo. See, souls can’t get to heaven out of Limbo. Purgatory, yes, Limbo no. So where did they go when they got rid of it. BTW, I have all tour socks. I’m not sure what I’m going to do with them. I’m like the Underwear fairies on South Park. Step one is to collect all the socks…..Don’t know what step 2 is yet…

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    Justice22  over 14 years ago

    For some reason I only lose the left socks. I have twice as many right socks as I used to have.

    Love it!

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    prrdh  over 14 years ago

    At last…a relevant conception of the afterlife.

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    Trebor39  over 14 years ago

    It’s weird though when those missing socks start re-appearing.

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    SherriannPederson  over 14 years ago

    Oh, the wheel in the sky keeps on turnin’ Ooh, I don’t know where I’ll be tomorrow Wheel in the sky keeps me yernin’”

    — we will soon be moving from Limbo!

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    GailRubin  over 14 years ago

    Limbo lower now… Lower now… How low can you go? Just had to feature this one on The Family Plot Blog: Funeral Planning for Those Who Don’t Plan to Die http://TheFamilyPlot.wordpress.com

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    ChukLitl Premium Member over 14 years ago

    They’re surrounded by a sea of buttons. My keys are probably sticking out of the back doorknob.

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    Sock heaven to me?

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    vexatron1984  over 14 years ago

    Wildmustang1262

    One must assume that somewhere at sometime two different people have lost the same kind of sock at different points. So they must match them up in correct pairs, only no one told them that most of them don’t have a pair!

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 14 years ago

    thebird55, ronaldmundy – I have your keys and pens. Pens are in my “Lost and Found” cupboard, keys in my desk drawer. Now if only I could find my pencils…

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    captainedd  over 14 years ago

    George Carlin had a little riff, talking about your stuff. He said, basically, all the stuff that you ever lost would be in heaven waiting for you. Car keys, homework, socks, even your wallet - but your money won’t be in there, it’s just like on Earth…

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    alviebird  over 14 years ago

    http://www.writers-free-reference.com/funny/story085.htm

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    captainedd  over 14 years ago

    @thebird55:

    Thank you (and George) for the laughs…

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