That’s the very reason I’ve always advocated never hiring monsters - they’re just too hard to get rid of. And don’t start this “equal rights for monsters” garbage - YOU hire one and see…
I hear you, Ushindi. Why only last year I hired the Son of Frankenstein (in one of my unsuccessful world takeover attempts) as a part-time worker around my Secret Lair and motivational speaker.
He was actually quite good at inspiring my other henchmen to work harder for lower wages, but when it came to yard work…Yeesh! The geraniums in the front yard will never be the same.
I had to let him go… the Secret Lair will never be the same.
BTW, if there’s anyone here handy with a welding torch & sledgehammer, I’m looking for someone to help me rebuild.
The only requirements are total obedience and expendability… full healthcare plan (socialized) included… Monsters need not apply.
Sisyphos over 14 years ago
Uh-oh. Next scene: demolished office, defunct executive….
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
Where’s Igor when you need him?
kozykitn27 over 14 years ago
Uh oh! I see a rage coming on.
Ushindi over 14 years ago
That’s the very reason I’ve always advocated never hiring monsters - they’re just too hard to get rid of. And don’t start this “equal rights for monsters” garbage - YOU hire one and see…
orionsdaughter over 14 years ago
I hear you, Ushindi. Why only last year I hired the Son of Frankenstein (in one of my unsuccessful world takeover attempts) as a part-time worker around my Secret Lair and motivational speaker. He was actually quite good at inspiring my other henchmen to work harder for lower wages, but when it came to yard work…Yeesh! The geraniums in the front yard will never be the same. I had to let him go… the Secret Lair will never be the same.
BTW, if there’s anyone here handy with a welding torch & sledgehammer, I’m looking for someone to help me rebuild. The only requirements are total obedience and expendability… full healthcare plan (socialized) included… Monsters need not apply.
Prof_Bleen over 14 years ago
I couldn’t find a video, but the transcript of the Saturday Night Live sketch referenced in this comic is available here:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/87/87hspeaking.phtml