Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 23, 2010

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    sjoujke  almost 15 years ago

    Probably worked as well as “eye witness” descriptions.

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    MontanaLady  almost 15 years ago

    No, we’ve been putting Mr. Potato Head in the still……

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    Llewellenbruce  almost 15 years ago

    Mr. Potato Head has an EYE for details.

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    Pacejv  almost 15 years ago

    Only caught the Irish.

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    Yukoner  almost 15 years ago

    Bung never noticed the difference.

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    Tog  almost 15 years ago

    So thats why the early British police were called “Peelers”. Had their chips now, the eyes have it. End of weak spud gags you’ll be pleased to know.

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    Dkram  almost 15 years ago

    Hay, kimlay, not quite.

    CHIP, CHIP HURRAY!

    \\//_

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    COWBOY7  almost 15 years ago

    As long as it worked…………………………..

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    rshive  almost 15 years ago

    That explains their not catching many culprits.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    I remember being horrified when , after stowing mister potato head away for a month or two and then opening up the box to see horrible green things growing out of his face ..YAAAAHH! I never played with mister P-head again after that

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    dkbooth1376  almost 15 years ago

    Do ya think, DiNozzo?

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    Rakkav  almost 15 years ago

    Considering how some of us draw (like me), sculpture might actually work better.

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    jpozenel  almost 15 years ago

    The entire Potato Head family is now behind bars.

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    Tsali-Queyi  almost 15 years ago

    Since the only criminal in ID is the Fink, and he looks like a potato head, they don’t need anything else!

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    gimmickgenius  almost 15 years ago

    Could’ve used a “Wooly Willy” with the magnet wand to arrange iron-filing hair and beard…

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