F Minus by Tony Carrillo for September 22, 2014

Do I or don’t I want to know the punchline?

I don’t get it at all.

A man finds a lamp and a genie comes out and says you get 3 wishes but everything you wish for your ex-wife gets double so he wishes for 10 million dollars and the genie ok and your ex gets 20 million then he wishes for 10 sports cars and the genie says ok and your ex gets 20 the genie says ok last wish what would you like man thinks and says i wish you would beat me half to death

…so the man says, “The genie thought i said i wanted a 12” PIANIST!"

Even though it’s been explained, I still don’t get it. Seems awfully far to go for a punch line, like when I have to explain a political joke to my husband. Not worth it.

She took the three wishes and left him the lamp.

The trick is to wish for more wishes…

chromosome: Prohibited in the rules. (not even in the fine print)

Did he wish for a horse, the largest bday cake in the world, and a cross dressing princess?

I’m with Pacopuddy, three great wishes. Except the princess and the horse might get fat from pigging out on birthday cake.

ha