Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 24, 2014

Guitar Bob’s self-named poster with the subtext “requests” sure isn’t taken seriously on Guitar Bob’s part.

@aficionadoI, for one, think you have aged extremely well. You must have been quite a looker when you were young and are still very handsome.

DJ at stepson’s wedding last Saturday was taking requests. Made 4 and by the time we left at 11PM not a one had been played. Mostly rap music was played, and the bridal party and some younger people were the only one who danced.

Andy doesn’t’t appreciate good music. Or Bob’s either.

Bob shoulda hadda oughta known better~~

Why doesn’t Andy bring a portable CD player with him and turn the volume up through the headphones loud enough to drown out Guitar Bob?

xxx

Gweedo – It’s legal here !!! – Murray said, 5 days ago

Can’t recall if it was a bare arm, just that it went from me to the steering wheel and it made a nice ‘catwalk’ !-I know yuz were! -If I were an aphid I would not think these

were cute. Come to think of it, I don’t anyway.-Ah well.. I suppose if a person wanted one they would have to pay for it. You practically don’t feel the little needles, if the operator is good.-If you go close enough to a wasp nest here, they go into attack formation. -The helium reference cracked a smile. -Thanks for the notice ! Hope yer havin’ a good time at whatever it is. -Feeling well spent this Finally… !The shed floor joists are in and the floor panels nailed down. Shoveled a buncha dirt up against the sides after. Tomorrow will be a light day as Joe will be with family. I have stuff to do for me. -Happy week of Saturdays !_____________________________________________________

Wow! I would give anything to see her doing the “catwalk” across your arm.-Eww! There have been some poisonous spiders coming to the UK. They are huge! Bigger than the average house spider you would normally see. If I lived near you, or you lived near me… Would you come and take a spider off the wall or from the ceiling if I asked you to? Or would you tell me to ‘man up’ LOL. -Have you heard anything from Linguist yet? Well if you did I think you would have told us. There was a joke going on that I would marry his grandson. I’m about a year older than his grandson. I miss Ling’s comments. -I was flicking through the radio stations on my phone and this advert came on about flu vaccinations for winter. You can ask for one at your local pharmacy but those who are over 65 years old, pregnant or have a medical condition get them free. The rest of us outside those groups have to pay. -I’ve had a few close calls from getting stung by wasps. You’re supposed to stay still when they hover or fly near you but it’s not easy when you have a phobia like I have. You just want to get outta there! -I missed you all. Can I hug you? (((((((Hug)))))))-I am pleased you enjoyed your “Finally Friday” I hope Joe has a nice visit with family-May your Wednesday be Wholefully Wonderful!

From 2 years ago. This joke is highly over-used.

Chico Marx, playing the piano: “Funny, I can’t think of the ending.” Groucho: “I can’t think of anything else!”

Almost let Wednesday slip by me.WHAT HUMP?

Guitar Bob should give it to Andy and let him fiddle with it and see if it sounds any better or if it still makes Andy sick…