Jon: Santa Claus knows whether you've been good or bad.
Garfield: He's a fat guy who does nothing 364 days out of the year.
Jon: You haven't been very good.
Garfield: Who is he to judge me?!
Geez, Garfield, just ‘cuz he isn’t out in public doesn’t mean he’s not working. I used to hear the same thing teaching – ‘seven hours a day? you’ve got it made!’ , except during the school year and several weeks either side, I was either prepping something for teaching or grading something.
finkd almost 10 years ago
He’s SANTA CLAUS, Garfield, that’s who !
BlazerAth almost 10 years ago
Santa spends the other 364 days checking to see if we’re naughty or nice. Kind of like the NSA.
Keith Messamer almost 10 years ago
Santa still does more than Garfield.
MJKesquire almost 10 years ago
Santa does more in one night than Garfield does all year,or 2, or 3………
Kim Metzger Premium Member almost 10 years ago
And Santa oversees the work the elves are doing.
germanvisitor almost 10 years ago
Giving out presents is a sign of his repentance for his brother Santa Maria’s crimes.
KEA almost 10 years ago
Geez, Garfield, just ‘cuz he isn’t out in public doesn’t mean he’s not working. I used to hear the same thing teaching – ‘seven hours a day? you’ve got it made!’ , except during the school year and several weeks either side, I was either prepping something for teaching or grading something.
Number Three almost 10 years ago
How are you any better than Santa, Garfield?
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PickleRick almost 10 years ago
Who are you to judge him Garfield?
ChristmasBoneCatalog almost 10 years ago
Because Santa can.