New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for September 20, 2014

Jokes about one’s mother are impolite; jokes about the wife are acceptable.

“To have sex with her, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in.” (Rodney Dangerfield)

I wonder what would have happened if we had put Schroedinger in the same box as his cat?

My mother was fat because she had 3 boys and never learned how to get the baby fat off after the baby left…the house.

We won’t know if comedy is alive or dead until we can identify and measure its quanta.

I love these guys !!!