Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.
So, now one has to wear a Kevlar vest to be safe!?
Maybe a suit of armor?
Tell you friend to try abstinence; then he would only be shot for speaking to some one’s wife.
When asked how he would want to die, Maurice Chevalier replied: “At the hands of a jealous husband!”
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 10 years ago
So, now one has to wear a Kevlar vest to be safe!?
serenasakitty over 10 years ago
Maybe a suit of armor?
Observer fo Irony over 10 years ago
Tell you friend to try abstinence; then he would only be shot for speaking to some one’s wife.
Ed Brault Premium Member over 10 years ago
When asked how he would want to die, Maurice Chevalier replied: “At the hands of a jealous husband!”