That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for September 23, 2014

He’ll be in a whole lot of hurt when TMZ gets the video.

Miss Scarlet, in the study, with the candlestick. -Somebody buy that guy a clue.

The housemaid, with the candlestick, in the parlour.

You know, that would make a really cool bong.

Actually, the hand on the left belongs to the guy at the next table trying to get his tab.

Judging from that hat, he rode through some dense underbrush.

by the shape of that hand on the left, has to be a girls, so what the heck is going on here?

A somewhat enlarged image can be found at Mr. Melcher’s blog entry.A Young Woman and a Cavalier is shown, with a framed, different coloration, click-to-enlarge image (unframed found here), and described (under Catalogue Entry), by its current-location page.Another different coloration, click-to-enlarge image can be found here, along with a description. Another different coloration, click-to-enlarge image can be found here.A short bio and longer painting description can be found in 4 pages of an online current-location document, starting here. The painting shows the artist and his wife. His Wikipedia page (Google translated Dutch Wikipedia page has a bit more) and collection.So far, 2 works, by this artist, have appeared in Mr. Melcher’s blog.

I’d go with the candlestick. It would lead a more lasting impression, and can be used repeatedly if necessary.

She’s simply moving that bust of Hitler before it falls off the edge of the table……………Or is this a snuff movie ??