Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 27, 2010

Monotony!

What a drag.

SUSAN How could you say such a thing about poor Andy. Night after night after the pub closes, he braves the elements to return to his dear Flo and protect her from whatever bill collectors might come at 3 AM. A brave and noble man that Andy. I’d be proud to have him live a few blocks from me.

You can take the man out of the pub but you can’t take the pub out of the man

This is one subject they can both certainly agree on! Andy for one, needs to get out of the house to escape the his hectic schedule that Flo has imposed on him.

It also appears he is still be having some problems with his shoulder injury from a few week back. He now needs to rest his elbow on the bar in order to drink. (Poor Andy.)

Most likely he has developed bursitis and will need therapy. Take it easy Andy! For a full recovery, try not to rush it.

For a change of routine, how about spending the night in the Pub… That way you won’t have to see Flo in her robe and her hair rolled up…

Andy should go out and sleep on the sidewalk near the pub instead of going home while Flo waits with holding a key furiously.

Oh the inhumanity of it all, Andy! How could they even have a closing time?!

♫You don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here.♫

I wish I could break my monionity. Went to a health fair today. Andy you won’t break your daily routine for even Flo your beloved wife. I don’t wear haircurlers.