FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 17, 2010

Goldthwait’s batting cleanup?

Yes, which (of course) is why Peter’s so humiliated.

I’d be more humiliated if I was the coach. What kind of sorry-*#% team has Little Orphan Acne batting cleanup?!?

Maybe if Peter’s team played the 1 and 10 Astros, they would do better.

Poor Peter, maybe he should join the de-bating team (get it…de-batting?) never mind, too subtle!

Oh, sorry. The Astros are only 1 and 9. They won’t be 1 and 10 until this afternoon.

Nine on the pine could still get you a trophy.

u r confusing the 1-9 astros with the 1-10 orioles. we don’t have to wait until this afternoon - got their last night.

Shortstop, too low for the strike to be called. Clean-up in the majors that way.

Peter, I know you love sports. But you’re obviously no good. So just give up and accept that you will never play.

I remember ages ago i hated sports and when baseball came me and a few others would struggle to see who could be last in line to bat because we didn’t like the game. unfortunatly the teacher caught on and the last became first and i still didn’t like it. was grade school.

Maybe the coach is trying for a bases loaded walk. Goldthwait is so short he must have an itsy bitsy strike zone.

They must be playing against Charlie Brown.

Freeholder - I managed a team with a little short kid on it. I told him to not even swing at the ball. Drew a walk almost every time.

Cyzicus - Hi Fives to the ‘Stros - they are now 2 and 9!

1-10 Orioles? They’re doing better than in 1988!