Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for April 02, 2010
April 01, 2010
April 03, 2010
Transcript:
hamhock: bixby, I demand you get me some work! Bixby: I called you for a job last week! hamhock: I never got any call! bixby: Well, I let you a voicemail. hamhock: oh, no wonder I never got it!! bixby: why? is your voicemail down? hamhock: no, I gotta hit four buttons for that! It's like surgery! bixby: I could use a moronectomy about now...
Colt9033 over 14 years ago
Or, fact he has two fingers per hand…
marchman3354 over 14 years ago
Why do I feel like I just walked into a Three Stooges routine.
yyyguy over 14 years ago
i always said my ambition in life was to make as much money as possible for as little work as possible. haven’t found the ideal mix yet, but i keep getting closer.
yyyguy over 14 years ago
and for those that are easily offended… when i speak of “work” i speak of physical labour, like slugging boxes around or swinging a hammer, or anything that involves a minimum of sitting at a desk. early in my career, i found that those doing the physical work were usually paid less than those sitting at the desks.
andymeijers over 14 years ago
At the age of 18 or so, picking up shingle scraps in the snow while working over Xmas break in 7-degree weather, I decided I wanted me one of them inside jobs…..