Deep Dark Fears by Fran Krause for January 19, 2015

And that, boys and girls, is why my razor is in my medicine cabinet.

Always use an electric razor and keep the athlete’s foot and hemorrhoid cream in a different medicine cabinet than the toothpaste.

Now I’m done with this. Yeah, I’m a wimp.

Dammit Krause that hurts just thinking about it. Good thing I use a electric razor

One morning in a groggy state I almost confused my straight razor with my comb.