But we have such a good thing going...Why can't we live together!? Shirley, you have to understand: I'm a hermit crab!
this is easy, compared to a Dear John letter.
Don’t call her surely.
And don’t call me Shirley – oh – wait . . .
There is room for only one in my shell, you need to find your own.
Shirley is shell shocked that the crab wants to be what he was meant to be..a crabby hermit.
Well, after today she surely won’t have crabs!
Wulff & Morgenthaler
puddlesplatt about 10 years ago
this is easy, compared to a Dear John letter.
Retired Dude about 10 years ago
Don’t call her surely.
NoCents about 10 years ago
And don’t call me Shirley – oh – wait . . .
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
There is room for only one in my shell, you need to find your own.
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
Shirley is shell shocked that the crab wants to be what he was meant to be..a crabby hermit.
cheetahqueen about 10 years ago
Well, after today she surely won’t have crabs!