Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 02, 2010

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    Llewellenbruce  over 14 years ago

    Why would he want to stay home from work just to have to look at you?

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    So did I.

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    AddADadaAdDad  over 14 years ago

    I thought he was on call to the King 24/7.

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    kjaneh  over 14 years ago

    Wiz, wave your magic wand and you will get better.

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    Hillbillyman  over 14 years ago

    Why hasn’t ‘The Wiz’ changed Blanch into a super model?

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    tbree  over 14 years ago

    There are limits to what even magic can do.

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    Dkram  over 14 years ago

    That would only change the outside. would be same old Blanch inside.

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    pearlandpeach  over 14 years ago

    Yeah, go to the office and give the cold to everyone else, THEN take off a day. We had to many like that.

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    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    If I’m going to be miserable, I might as well be at work.

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    Trainwreck_1  over 14 years ago

    Oh Wiz didn’t your mother ever tell you to cover your month when you sneeze or cough At least turn your head away from others BAD FORM Now goto work where you can make everyone else sick No wait there is something else my mom used to say too but what was it

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    Yukoner  over 14 years ago

    I used up all me sick days so i phoned in dead.

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    jabbottfan  over 14 years ago

    because he doesn’t trust his remedies Joe-Allen!

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    COWBOY7  over 14 years ago

    Give it to Fink!

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