Last Kiss by John Lustig for October 08, 2014

With the person she loves the most, herself.

Find a neighbor boy who was just emancipated, I am sure he would like to practice what he learned in school.

Salad bar rules: it doesn’t have to be just one and it doesn’t have to be just one at a time.

Boy, I feel like I’m right in her crosshairs.

Any chick that would use “whom” is out of your league anyway.

I dunno..with that hairdo she looks a little like the Bride of Frankenstein

“Hang on, let the Viagra kick in…..”

I prefer the lines in the original. Excitement is fun.

“With meem.”

So many decisions: young with plenty of stamina, older with plenty of money, large “feet” and so on. If she could find a guy who was young with stamina, big “feet” and a lot of money she’d marry him…whether he wanted to get married or not.

The more the merrier!