Here’s the link to the original art and some other silliness.
Is it twins? I could use the deductibles. And would you prefer cloth or a rubber gag for the honeymoon; I sleep light.
I propose you get an abortion.
Yes, they’re offering half off on honeymoons in Belize.
If you’re asking if it’s my baby, then it tells me a lot about you. So NO I wont propose.
As a man let me answer those burning questions1. Get a pregnancy test to answer AM I…..(work work work)2. Get a paternity test to answer IS IT MINE….(more work)3. You can’t catch me cause the rabbit done died…(Aerosmith)
But I’ve just met you…
Another line for her…….“Or take what is behind door number 2!!!!!!”
It’s like that joke about the guy who is so lazy he married a pregnant woman.
Why bother, when a proposition works just as well?
There was a great bit a few months ago in the SF Chron, 10 things not to say to a new mother, 1st comment “Are you sure it’s mine”.
Reminds me of the comedienne who, in introducing herself to the audience, said, “I’m single, I don’t have any kids — at least, none that I know of.”
June 21, 2014
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 10 years ago
Here’s the link to the original art and some other silliness.
Observer fo Irony over 10 years ago
Is it twins? I could use the deductibles. And would you prefer cloth or a rubber gag for the honeymoon; I sleep light.
J Short over 10 years ago
I propose you get an abortion.
coltish1 over 10 years ago
Yes, they’re offering half off on honeymoons in Belize.
nosirrom over 10 years ago
If you’re asking if it’s my baby, then it tells me a lot about you. So NO I wont propose.
Vet Premium Member over 10 years ago
As a man let me answer those burning questions1. Get a pregnancy test to answer AM I…..(work work work)2. Get a paternity test to answer IS IT MINE….(more work)3. You can’t catch me cause the rabbit done died…(Aerosmith)
klunker rider over 10 years ago
But I’ve just met you…
Vet Premium Member over 10 years ago
Another line for her…….“Or take what is behind door number 2!!!!!!”
Black4dder over 10 years ago
It’s like that joke about the guy who is so lazy he married a pregnant woman.
watmiwori over 10 years ago
Why bother, when a proposition works just as well?
Toxicdave over 10 years ago
There was a great bit a few months ago in the SF Chron, 10 things not to say to a new mother, 1st comment “Are you sure it’s mine”.
K M about 10 years ago
Reminds me of the comedienne who, in introducing herself to the audience, said, “I’m single, I don’t have any kids — at least, none that I know of.”