Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 05, 2014
Transcript:
Susie: "Don't sit next to me, Calvin. I don't want to hear any disgusting comments about your lunch" Calvin: "Relax. I won't talk about lunch at all" Calvin: "Instead, do you want to hear a riddle I made up?" Susie: "A riddle? Ok" Calvin: "What's the difference between a garden slug and a two-inch-long, living booger?" Susie: "EWW!!" Calvin: "I can't think of a difference either"
ORMouseworks almost 10 years ago
Leave it to Calvin! =-O
Dobie Takahama almost 10 years ago
I still love her face and reaction in the 3rd and 4th panels. Nice breaking the 4th wall too, Calvin!
bluskies almost 10 years ago
did you not read the last two words of the riddle?
She Mc almost 10 years ago
You know the difference between snot & broccoli? kids will eat snot!!!
pelican47 almost 10 years ago
Calvin, you are so gross. Yet you name your anti-female “club” G.R.O.S.S..Go figure.
orinoco womble almost 10 years ago
Or a cooked snail?
InuYugiHakusho almost 10 years ago
Hobbes was right. Conversation should be kept to a minimum until mid-afternoon.
thirdguy almost 10 years ago
Yum! Salted and deep fried, even better than chips!
rightwingpatriot almost 10 years ago
im glad to see your reading this cus I love you. hey Jordan!!
neverenoughgold almost 10 years ago
Snot nice to talk with your mouth full, Calvin…
gbars70 almost 10 years ago
You think its’ boogie but it snot!
Number Three almost 10 years ago
Why doesn’t Susie just move away from him?
xxx
holmswedeholm almost 10 years ago
I hardly think that oysters are sentient…organized and animated maybe….
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Years ago Garrison Keillor did a sketch on his radio show depicting the first man to ever eat an oyster. It was presented as if the whole thing was a practical joke played on some city slicker by shore dwellers. The city slicker, played by Mr. Keillor, uttered the immortal line: “Looks like phlegm.”
JLG Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I can think of a difference. At my old apartment, which had a small garden right outside the bathroom window, I can’t ever recall a two-inch-long living booger crawling into the house and making itself at home on the shower wall.
Reddyan almost 10 years ago
Poor Susie. She needs to develope and iron stomach.
Susie Derkins D: almost 10 years ago
I think I lost my appetite.
rgcviper almost 10 years ago
That snot funny! (Except, actually, it kinda is.)
@SheMcYour joke made me laugh.
The_bunny_guy almost 4 years ago
Goodbye appetite.