Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 30, 2014
Transcript:
Pig: Excuse me, Neighbor Bob. But are those your free range chickens that wandered into our garage. Bob: Yeah. Why? Pig: Because they're smoking in there something I can't talk about on the comics page. Bob: Sorry, man. Nothing I can do. They're free range. Pig: They're taking my car, Bob. Bob: They do enjoy a good joyride.
meg_grif almost 10 years ago
They may be free range chickens now, but soon they’re going to be jailbirds.
Ida No almost 10 years ago
Free range chickens are indeed like that. You can’t keep a good chicken down.
Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
must be legal in their state
Sherlock Watson almost 10 years ago
Didn’t Rat once promise “pot in every chicken”?
PICTO almost 10 years ago
MMMM… Baked chicken… to go.Sounds like a franchise.
Bilan almost 10 years ago
They’re not really chicken, are they?
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
it’s chicken…with a strange aftertaste!
Observer fo Irony almost 10 years ago
Taking a trip and not leaving the farm was not enough?
Oxnate almost 10 years ago
Chicken pot pie. My three favorite things.
wiselad almost 10 years ago
both Pig and Bob are dopes, letting those chickens go across the grass and take the garage as their joint, Bob is not a bud of the chickens if he does not weed them out of the garage, someone should bong some sense on Bob before the chicken break pots inside the garage or we will hear the high sounds of the police sirens, sorry for being so blunt
mjb515 almost 10 years ago
If the chickens want to be smoked, that can be arranged.
PUNishment almost 10 years ago
I suspect fowl play.
jmartin1955 almost 10 years ago
When did Pig get a car?
me almost 10 years ago
Roosters are chickens. And since they are free range, they like to take a little trip.
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
Gee, Pig you can’t talk about Mary Jane on the comics page? Why, when I was a kid, the stories of Mary Jane and Sniffles were among my favorites (I think they appeared in Donald Duck comic books. Mary Jane would sprinkle some magic sand in her hair—yuck!—and utter the magic words, “Magic words of piff piff piffles, make me just as small as Sniffles”; and she and her mouse-buddy would have an adventure)!
The doper chickens? Probably got run over trying to cross the road….
Echo Sam almost 10 years ago
Umm, Bob, your chickens are going to be dinner a little sooner than expected if they don’t get out of my car…
Jimbo31333 almost 10 years ago
Near the end of the Cows With Guns song, “But on the horizon, Surrounding the shoppers, Came the deafening roar, …of chickens…, …in choppers.” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI
DeltaMikeUno almost 10 years ago
Read Tim Dorsey’s Serge A. Storms novel “Triggerfish Twist” if you want to know how to turn a chicken into a hookah.
avocet13 almost 10 years ago
did you hear about the drug dealer that like to go to the ocean and feed pot to the birds? Yep, he left no tern unstoned!
Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?A. For fowl purposes!
Q. Why did the Chicken of the Sea cross the road?A. For foul porpoises!
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 10 years ago
When they’re smokin’, do they start hankering for a big bucket of fried chicken?
Kathy Freeman almost 10 years ago
“You’d go to L.A. on a dare And you’d go it alone”
tedsini almost 10 years ago
My neighbor has a “herd”?, “flock”? of chickens that wander all over the neighborhood – a rural area, but there are a few houses here. I have to look out all my windows and scout the yard before I let my dogs out or they’ll chase the chickens for a free lunch. There were a dozen out front yesterday morning and I had to chase them off. The rooster looked at me sideways – I hope they’re not planning to steal my truck!
KEA almost 10 years ago
so… “free range” means “i bear no responsibility”?
Number Three almost 10 years ago
Yes that’s right, Pig. You don’t want to have “Comic Strip Censor” on your back!
xxx
claire de la lune. almost 10 years ago
I’m confused…