Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 01, 2014

People laughed at Cronk. So Cronk knew that he invented slapstick comedy.

Cronk, him hothead.

Notice that Tor did not claim that he torched Cronk’s hair. Now there is a real politician.

Cronk’s platform; make hair-fire not only legal, but mandatory.

I don’t care. I’m willing to give either of these guys a chance. I’m kind of leaning toward Cronk. Snappy dresser. I guess I can’t fault or, though, for dressing second hand. It’s kind of in his makeup.

I’m voting for the space zombie candidate. Dead people have been voting for years; it’s about time one of them was elected to office.

I’m guessing that Cronk wouldn’t mind a little mud getting slung his way…

I see an offline flame war in his future.

They’d both have to be better than a lot we have now.