When life gives you lemons, freeze them and hurl them as hard as you can at the people who p*ss you off.
You’ve killed a off a few husbands (that we know of), and now you’re assaulting people with hard objects; and you are still walking free!
Oooohhh, there’s a thought….
Ok Auntie, we all know you are actually kidding but you sure know how to give somebody a good laugh. Thank you!
It would be better with limes; they could be limed because they never lemoned me anyway.
Aunty uses lemon juice in her squirt gun
She must be a Republican.
I thought you were supposed to find a friend with vodka.
sounds like a plan- they’re in the freezer as we speak!
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 10 years ago
You’ve killed a off a few husbands (that we know of), and now you’re assaulting people with hard objects; and you are still walking free!
ladykat Premium Member about 10 years ago
Oooohhh, there’s a thought….
milkweed6410 about 10 years ago
Ok Auntie, we all know you are actually kidding but you sure know how to give somebody a good laugh. Thank you!
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
It would be better with limes; they could be limed because they never lemoned me anyway.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 10 years ago
Aunty uses lemon juice in her squirt gun
Squoop about 10 years ago
She must be a Republican.
Jkiss about 10 years ago
I thought you were supposed to find a friend with vodka.
wildfiregal about 10 years ago
sounds like a plan- they’re in the freezer as we speak!