Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for March 28, 2010

I’d just order online….

And, football season is over for the year!!!!

Do they make a 1500 year diary?

Arena Football starts up again this Friday.

Just toughening up for the “Running of the Brides” at Filene’s?

Full contact shopping - love it.

I like Broomie’s style.

Me too, Grog!

Must have been a “black Friday” type of trip!

But, did you actually purchase anything?

Shop with Broomie and get mauled.

Johanan Rakkav: “But, did you actually purchase anything?”

That’s entirely beside the point. Full-contact shopping is about the chase, not the capture.

@Fritz: Beside the point, yes. Answering my question, no. :))

A simple “yes” or “no” will do, Broomie. (Come to think of it, I’m betting “no” because that’s often how it works when women shop, full-contact or not…)

That’s not what female shoppers are like at all. Where’s the biting, hair-pulling, eye-gouging, and cussing?

I went once to Wallyworld for black Friday. The door opened and we started in. Little, 4’10”,old, at least 75, lady(?) had a shopping cart behind me. She kept banging me in the back of the legs until I could escape. I’m 6’3” and 300+ lbs. Also, I did a tour in “Nam. I’d rather go back to ‘Nam than do that again.