Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 19, 2014

If I were on the force, I’d probably go for “criminal damage.”

Do you have one for being……….. stupid?

Throw the book at ’em!

Assuming he means trespass to land then I believe that is mainly a civil matter and Police usually don’t get involved.

@afficionadoFor this cusp-born Sagittarian with a Gemini ascendant, my horrorscope reads: Thou shalt read thy Go comics and participate where appropriate, pay devoted attention to your house cat goddess, kiss your honey, bake an applesauce cake, prepare Sunday roast, have a hot bath, watch some idiot box and go to bed.

You do all realise that astrology is a load of bull, don’t you?

how come Chalkie always does all the work

If you didn’t like Abbott and Costello’s Who’s On First routine, try this one:.

Who was that gorgeous little girl from yesterday?I don’t think it was Shirley Temple.

Grand Theft Shopping Cart? Consumption of Banned Vegetation? Public Display of Stupidity?

I’d love to see Chalkie (pushing Andy home from the pub in his grocery cart) crash into Lucky Eddie (pushing Hagar the Horrible home from the tavern in his wheelbarrow).

CLANG CLANG CLANG Went the Trolley.(Trolley is Britspeak for shopping cart.)

Did you just accuse me of being a TROLL?

You’re forgiven – but just don’t ever let it happen again!

He missed a pretty obvious one, theft, the shopping cart is owned by the store and you’re not suppose to take it out of the parking lot.

Theft of a shopping cart is what I would start with

I like my interpretation better – it’s more fun.

Reminds me of the snake-oil med which will put hair on your chest – and if you already have hair on your chest – it will take it off.