Free Range by Bill Whitehead for October 20, 2014

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    oldpine52  about 10 years ago

    How do you keep a rhino from charging? Take away it’s credit card.

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    hippogriff  about 10 years ago

    Odd rhino; they don’t have rear fangs and even their charge is a trot, so both front legs would not be off the surface at the same time. Yeah, cartoon biology!

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    hippogriff  about 10 years ago

    gopher gofer: The rhino’s charge is still a trot (right front, left rear, left front, right rear sequence, as opposed to pace (both feet on the same side advance together). They can do it at a fast speed, but tire easily, and their eyesight is poor, so it is questionable if they could see the sign at all, much less read it. Still, with a couple of tons of inertia, the charge is dangerous even if they do it at a trot.

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