Leopold, That’s shocking! You have an embroidered pillow!? Good grief, man, what kind of cannibalistic mutant are you? Next thing you’ll be telling us is that you have a lava lamp and dreamcatchers!
Don’t you ever laugh as the hearse goes by,For you may be the next one to die.They wrap you up in a big white sheetFrom your head down to your feet.They put you in a big black boxAnd cover you up with dirt and rocks.All goes well for about a week,Until your coffin begins to leak.The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,The worms play pinochle on your scalp,They eat your eyes, they eat your nose,They eat the jelly between your toes.A big green worm with rolling eyesCrawls in your stomach and out your sides.Your stomach turns a slimy green,And pus pours out like whipping cream.You’ll spread it on a slice of bread,And this is what you eat when you are dead." [
And the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,They crawl all over your dirty snout.Your chest caves in, your eyes pop out,And your brain turns to sauerkraut.
They invite their friends and their friends too,They all come down to chew on you.
And this is what it is to die,I hope you had a nice goodbye.Did you ever think as a hearse goes by,That you may be the next to die?And your eyes fall out, and your teeth decay,And that is the end of a perfect day.
librisleo about 10 years ago
I thought it worms that played pinochle on your snout.
Sisyphos about 10 years ago
Leopold, That’s shocking! You have an embroidered pillow!? Good grief, man, what kind of cannibalistic mutant are you? Next thing you’ll be telling us is that you have a lava lamp and dreamcatchers!
T_Lexi about 10 years ago
Leopold may be a monster, but he’s a civilized monster.
veranna about 10 years ago
Don’t you ever laugh as the hearse goes by,For you may be the next one to die.They wrap you up in a big white sheetFrom your head down to your feet.They put you in a big black boxAnd cover you up with dirt and rocks.All goes well for about a week,Until your coffin begins to leak.The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,The worms play pinochle on your scalp,They eat your eyes, they eat your nose,They eat the jelly between your toes.A big green worm with rolling eyesCrawls in your stomach and out your sides.Your stomach turns a slimy green,And pus pours out like whipping cream.You’ll spread it on a slice of bread,And this is what you eat when you are dead." [
veranna about 10 years ago
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And the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,They crawl all over your dirty snout.Your chest caves in, your eyes pop out,And your brain turns to sauerkraut.
They invite their friends and their friends too,They all come down to chew on you.
And this is what it is to die,I hope you had a nice goodbye.Did you ever think as a hearse goes by,That you may be the next to die?And your eyes fall out, and your teeth decay,And that is the end of a perfect day.