Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for October 23, 2014

Cousin quarrels. Gotta love ’em just like sibling rivalries.

Why do you drink?

Because I think, therefore I drink.

Certainly not cranberry juice. Blech!

“Are you looking at me?”

It’s not JUST cranberry juice.

Because I like the tastes, I can and I have it here.

I get in trouble all the time because I don’t drink…anything…just don’t get thirsty unless I am outside in the summer.

Who needs a reason???

I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but dang if they didn’t learn to dog paddle.

I drink to escape.Those darn cops keep bringing me back home. :-DNot much of a drinker Tony. Girls weekends once or twice a year and New Years Eve.