Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 28, 2010

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    MontanaLady  over 14 years ago

    ZOTZ never misses his mark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Llewellenbruce  over 14 years ago

    He didn’t miss the tree though.

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    Llewellenbruce  over 14 years ago

    He didn’t miss the tree though.

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    Pacejv  over 14 years ago

    The dude’s not a tree hugger.

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 14 years ago

    “Close” only counts in horseshoes,hand grenades and wands!

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    ksoskins  over 14 years ago

    It took a tree to almost fall on him for Bung to realize that it’s not smart to mock the Wizard.

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    Yukoner  over 14 years ago

    Does that wand come with extra ammo?

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    gjsjr41  over 14 years ago

    I want one.

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    The Wiz always hits the target, Bung.

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    rshive  over 14 years ago

    Does a new wand come with a warranty?

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    Rakkav  over 14 years ago

    The first rule of warfare is misdirection (paraphrasing Sun Tzu).

    Hey, that just might justify Rodney’s strategic withdrawals once in a while…

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    battycomic Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Timber!

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    Fogger_man  over 14 years ago

    Sorry, but the Wiz obviously missed… you gotta call your shot! Just like in pool.

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    “I think that I will never bond With a guy who shoots a wand…”

    I know, Took all the Joyce out of it.

    That Wiz isn’t a real Kilmer.

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    dsom8  over 14 years ago

    Are you awake yet, Joe? Blanche “sent” the package down to Wiz; it came by iteself.

    Yes, Wiz intended the tree to fall on the target. Did you think he was going to shoot it in the eye? Ohhh! I bet you thought he was going to aim for that small circle in the middle of the other circles! But why would you think that? I guess maybe Bung did too. Do you think alike?

    ;-)

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    Brother_James437  over 14 years ago

    close enough.

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    darrenmparr  over 14 years ago

    No, Blanch threw it at him. It is about to hit him in the face.

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    coffeeturtle  over 14 years ago

    (sigh)

    Nobody beats the Wiz, Nobody Beats The Wiz!! ;-)

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