Half Full by Maria Scrivan for October 25, 2014

  1. Duck1275
    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Maybe a steam powered rotating vane that changes the pitch of the whistle would work. You can bet there would be a market for it.

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  2. Bananeajoe00001
    Toonerific  about 10 years ago

    I’d prefer a Smartie kettle.

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    Vet Premium Member about 10 years ago

    A watched kettle never boils.

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    Vet Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Next item on the list.A “gas” sound interpreter.With this device one is no longer horrified at the sound emanating from the next stall. With this in your ear the sound will be adjusted to a more soothing sound of your choice.Soft Rock Hard Rock Easy Listening Classical Jazz Fusion Jazz Hip Hop and Alternative.Available in different colors.Instead of “OMG what the HE11 was that over there Are you OKAY??” You get Yani and the Pan flutes doing renditions of your favorite hits.Not available in stores. CALL TODAY!!!!!!

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  5. Duck1275
    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 10 years ago

    In the right hands, any work may be used as a political statement.In the wrong hands, they already are.

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    archipelago Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Anyone figure out the tune being played?

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