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Given the (dubious) assumption that the odds of winning the lottery are dependent on the odds of being struck by lightning, why not ask Thor for help? Just a gentle tap from Mjolnir, mind you.
Observer fo Irony over 10 years ago
At one time I was trying to improve my odds but then I was told by my parents to stop swinging that metal pipe and come in out of the rain.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Good to see Dziva take young Vlad to a shop where there is no speciest-discrimination! Is it actually in Transylvania?
ame_baby over 10 years ago
My dad won the lottery in NJ. That’s about the same as Transylvania, given all the blood sucking leeches there…
ladykat Premium Member over 10 years ago
The view from the cabin’s main screened porch during a thunderstorm is the best entertainment!
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 10 years ago
Okay I need to buy a lottery ticket in Transylvania.
prrdh over 10 years ago
Given the (dubious) assumption that the odds of winning the lottery are dependent on the odds of being struck by lightning, why not ask Thor for help? Just a gentle tap from Mjolnir, mind you.
Kerovan over 10 years ago
I won the Lottery once. Of course my payout was $10 but it counts as a win. ^_~
Cmlbx over 10 years ago
Lee Trevino said that if you are caught in a thunderstorm on a golf course hold up a one iron, even God can’t hit a one iron.
niaje over 10 years ago
depends on which side of the table you are sitting