B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 31, 2014

Ant size smart phones?

Oversharer much?

P.S. I don’t think it’s kind to egg a house because the inhabitants are not home. You do that when the “treats” are bad, like dental floss and things of that nature.

Better than instagramming the decor.

Trick or tweet?

@BZ – He’s probably out scrounging himself and not likely in hunting mode.

They didn’t even go with a rhyme, like “I’m live tweeting trick-or-treating?”

Really? Nobody said this?

Trick or tweet?

Twerk or tweet.