Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 13, 2014

“Born without a Cluuuu-uuue!”

Well, according to the Urban Dictionary, …

I was wondering where they were going with that one!

Siri, the female interpreter. Just don’t take directions from her, she will likely direct you to a secret research facility that even the government did not know they had.

Luckily Siri did not use the Urban Dictionary meaning of Tossing a Salad

She means that she is done waiting for you and is tossing the salad in the trash; you steak entree will be next.

It means the salad gave her salmonella…

If Honeybunch had said ‘Ralph, come to dinner’ he would never have heard her.

Here’s a good example

As long as she doesn’t say she’s gonna toss her cookies…

My father used to toss the salad. One of my mother’s favorite stories about him concerns how she did all the work of preparing the vegetables for the salad. Then my dad would put it all together and serve it, and get raves from their guests for the wonderful salad he made.

I have Cortana on my phone. and she is very nice….

Where’s the scrambled eggs?

“Toss the salad”… giggity! :-)